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Nov
15

Merry Christmas SMS | christmas sms messages

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Merry Christmas messages

merry christmas

 Faith makes all things possible,

Hope makes all things work,

Love makes all things beautiful,

May you have all the three for this Christmas.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,

grabs you and puts you in a sack

dont worry I told Santa

I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

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I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write,

May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas

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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Christmas is not a time nor a season,

but a state of mind.

To cherish peace and goodwill,

to be plenteous in mercy,

is to have the real spirit of Christmas.MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year !

Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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I wish U Lovely X-mas

I wish U Favorable

I wish U Enjoyable

U shall not Lack in this X-mas

thy Lord shall provide to U!

Merry X-Mas.

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Joy was on Christ,

Love was on mas,

so let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.

merry x mas and happy new year

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CHRISTMAS is a wonderful DAY

“2Pray” “2Love” “2Care” “2Smile” “2Relax”

& “2Thank GOD”

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE N MERRY XMAS!!gm.

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Joy resounds in the hearts of those

who believe in the miracle of Christmas!

Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love

of the season!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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 Chand ne apni chandani bikheri hai.Aur taro ne aasma ko sajaya hai.Lekar taufa aman aur pyaar ka.Dekho Shawarg se koi farista aaya hai.I wish you marry x-mas.

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Love With All Those Whose

Christmas Messages

Life To The Fullest And

Continue To Share Your Gift Of Music And

Love With All Those Whose Lives You Touch.

Merry Christmas And Happy New Year

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 May all the sweet magic

Of Christmas conspire

To gladden your hearts

And fill every desire.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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At Christmastime I think of all the gifts

That bring me great delight and sweet surprise,

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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But nothing in this world can bring such joy

As you do, when you look into my eyes.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Every year at Christmas time

There’s not a sign of snow.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Instead we spend our yuletide days

In the sun’s warm cheery glow.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Dashing Through The Bush,

In A Rusty Holden Ute,

Kicking Up The Dust,

sky In The Boot,

Kelpie By My Side,

Singing Christmas Songs,

Its Summer Time And I Am In

My Singlet, Shorts And Thongs

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Let’s Kiss For Christmas,

For our love is strong,

Let’s Kiss For Christmas,

Together is where we belong,

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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THE REAL JOY OF CHRISTMAS COME

WHEN WE GIVE PLACE FOR GOD IN ALL OF

OURS HEARTS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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May Each Moment Of Year b Filled WithSmiles,Laughter & aSpecialJOY soCanCherish4ever.My heartyX-MAS & NEW YEAR wishes..

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Nov
14

Rockstar:Movie Review

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Rockstar:Movie Review

Film: Rockstar
Director: Imtiaz Ali
Starring: Ranbir Kapoor, Nargis Fakhri, Shammi Kapoor, Aditi Rao Hydari
Producer:Dhillin Mehta
Music Directer: A R Rahman
Rating:3.5

 

In the film Rockstar,Ranbir Kapoor is advised that to be a true-blue artist and a real rockstar he has to experience pain,which will come through heartbreak.Janardhan Jakhar(ranbir kapoor) who aspires to be a rockstar like Jim Morrison. His yearning for heartbreak gets him close to Heer as they bond over soft-porn cinema and country liquor. Soon after, the girl is married off to some NRI, the boy is thrown out of his house by the blame of theft, he seeks solace in a dargah and next you know he’s a singing sensation rechristened as Jordan.
A foreign tour reunites him with Heer and their passive passion rekindles until Jordan is obsessed with her. What follows is another tribute to Devdas..Imtiaz Ali is known for his old-wine-in-new-bottle brand of cinema. Rockstar is very much engaging as far as it is in that familiar territory, where the director adds a refreshing touch to the regular romance drama. The casual chemistry that he induces between the lead pair through their wacky and eventful escapades has its moments of charm. The passion-play between them when they reunite after years is spontaneous, smoldering and yet tastefully achieved. Their reunion is also faintly reminiscent of the Jab We Met reunion, where the character-conduct is reversed with the burbling boy now trying to make the gloomy girl’s life more exciting. And like Love Aaj Kal, Imtiaz Ali kick-starts the film with a montage song highlighting select significant sequences from the entire film.

Rockstar ranbir kapoor

But beyond that when the director ventures into uncharted zone, the narrative loses track. While one can still overlook the Dev.D influenced intoxicating attitude of the proceedings (which you can somehow attribute to the convoluted rockstar protagonist), the subsequent terminal illness conflict takes the film towards an unwelcome and undefined end. After an interesting graph to the narrative in the first half, the story almost turns stationary in the second half. The screenplay seems stretched and gets monotonous with repetitive media-bashing scenes and flashback shots of what has been already served to you.

Another problem with the plot is that it is neither a standalone story about the rise-of-an-underdog who becomes the biggest rockstar nor is it merely a love story with a rockstar backdrop. The director somewhere attempts to correlate the rockstar’s rise with his romance but isn’t able to achieve that impeccably. In fact the original one-liner plot with which the movie starts (a painful heartbreak gets out the real artist inside you) goes for a complete toss by the end. One can never clearly perceive when Jordan’s heart is broken in the assorted scheme of events and that’s where the film loses objectivity.
The storytelling pattern of the film is needlessly intricate for a simple romance-drama genre. While it is very much linear, the frequent use of multiple montages can have you confused. Initially the montages aid brisk storytelling but subsequently there are so much of them that it gets puzzling. Editing the film would surely have been a difficult task. Anil Mehta’s cinematography is brilliant as he captures the beauty of Kashmir, Italy and Delhi with panache. AR Rahman’s wide range of music has numbers which are instantly infectious (Sadda Haq) and others that take time to grow on you.

Rockstar

If Rockstar keeps you engaged even after you have given up on the story by the end, it is only because of Ranbir Kapoor. From his innocence in the opening reels to his arrogance in the climax, Ranbir breathes life into Jordan and keeps you riveted. Whether he adlibs his songs, gives a dance-tribute to Shammi Kapoor or dictates the concert crowd, Ranbir gives cent percent to his character. How much ever you try to ignore, but Nargis Fakhri fervently reminds of Katrina Kaif through her looks, acting, lip movements (and seemingly also has the same voice dubbing artist). Nevertheless she is likeable and shares good chemistry with Ranbir. Kumud Mishra as Jordan’s advisor-turned-manager is impressive. Aditi Rao Hydari is confident but marred by a short-lived character. Piyush Mishra makes for an animated-yet-interesting negative lead. And it’s pleasing to see Shammi Kapoor is his last decent cameo.

Rockstar movie reviews

Rockstar rocks you but only partially thanks to the star called Ranbir Kapoor.my point of view is that i really enjoyed the movie!!!its just awsome,really great songs….

-vikrantjain.in

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Oct
17

Facts | Intresting Facts

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FACTS-

It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)

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A crocodile can’t stick it’s tongue out.

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A shrimp’s heart is in it’s head.

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People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.

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In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

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It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

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More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

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Rats and horses can’t vomit.

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If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

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If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

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If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.

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Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

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The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

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A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

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In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

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Most lipstick contains fish scales.

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Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

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A crocodile can’t move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.

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Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period.

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The Grammy Awards were introduced to counter the threat of rock music. In the late 1950s, a group of record executives were alarmed by the explosive success of rock ‘n roll, considering it a threat to “quality” music.

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Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water. The tea bag was introduced in 1908 by Thomas Sullivan of New York.

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Over the last 150 years the average height of people in industrialised nations has increased 10 cm (about 4 inches). In the 19th century, American men were the tallest in the world, averaging 1,71m (5’6″). Today, the average height for American men is 1,75m (5’7″), compared to 1,77 (5’8″) for Swedes, and 1,78 (5’8.5″) for the Dutch. The tallest nation in the world is the Watusis of Burundi.

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In 1955 the richest woman in the world was Mrs Hetty Green Wilks, who left an estate of $95 million in a will that was found in a tin box with four pieces of soap. Queen Elizabeth of Britain and Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands count under the 10 wealthiest women in the world.

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Joseph Niepce developed the world’s first photographic image in 1827. Thomas Edison and W K L Dickson introduced the film camera in 1894. But the first projection of an image on a screen was made by a German priest. In 1646, Athanasius Kircher used a candle or oil lamp to project hand-painted images onto a white screen.

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In 1935 a writer named Dudley Nichols refused to accept the Oscar for his movie The Informer because the Writers Guild was on strike against the movie studios. In 1970 George C. Scott refused the Best Actor Oscar for Patton. In 1972 Marlon Brando refused the Oscar for his role in The Godfather.

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The system of democracy was introduced 2 500 years ago in Athens, Greece. The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in 930 AD.

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A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.

If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you’ll feel thirsty.

If it’s reduced by 10%, you’ll die.

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According to a study by the Economic Research Service, 27% of all food production in Western nations ends up in garbage cans. Yet, 1,2 billion people are underfed – the same number of people who are overweight.

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Camels are called “ships of the desert” because of the way they move, not because of their transport capabilities. A Dromedary camel has one hump and a Bactrian camel two humps. The humps are used as fat storage. Thus, an undernourished camel will not have a hump.

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In the Durango desert, in Mexico, there’s a creepy spot called the “Zone of Silence.” You can’t pick up clear TV or radio signals. And locals say fireballs sometimes appear in the sky.

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Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.

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Bill Gates’ first business was Traff-O-Data, a company that created machines which recorded the number of cars passing a given point on a road.

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Uranus’ orbital axis is tilted at 90 degrees.

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The final resting-place for Dr. Eugene Shoemaker – the Moon. The famed U.S. Geological Survey astronomer, trained the Apollo astronauts about craters, but never made it into space. Mr. Shoemaker had wanted to be an astronaut but was rejected because of a medical problem. His ashes were placed on board the Lunar Prospector spacecraft before it was launched on January 6, 1998. NASA crashed the probe into a crater on the moon in an attempt to learn if there is water on the moon.

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Outside the USA, Ireland is the largest software producing country in the world.

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Sep
30

Tears SMS | Tears Message

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Tears SMS

 

Tears SMS Are Here-

Tears SMS

If tears could build a stairway

And memories make a line.

I’d walk the path to heaven

And bring you home again.

So great has been the sorrow

Since we had to say goodbye.

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The tears are never far from my eyes

Their appearance comes as no surprise.

In an instant the full well leaks 

And tears slide silently down my cheeks. 

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may b I am wrong but the Person who Loves U,

will Fight with

U more

but

if

U drop a tear

he will Fight the world to Stop Ur tears

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Tears SMS

 

Tears In Eye

 

Tears SMS

Ashk beh kr bhi kam nhe hote…

Aankh kitni ameer hoti ha…!!!

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Who said water helps in putting off fire..?

If So. . .

Then

Why don’t tears heal the Burn in 0ne’s Heart..???

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One tear burns 100 drops of blood…

If someone is weeping for you it means he is dieing for you…

 “Shakespeare”

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Every tear is a sign of brokenness,

Every silence is a sign of loneliness,

Every smile is a sign of kindness,

Every sms is a sign of remembrance

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You were gone before we knew it

And only God knows why.

My heart is still aches in sadness

And secret tears will flow

What it’s meant to lose you

No one ever know.

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I waited for hours, but you didn’t return.

That night by myself I cried tears of frustration.

I waited week, but you had nothing to say.

Thinking of your voice, I cried tears of loneliness.

I waited month, but you left no sign for me.

In the depths of my heart, I cries tears of despair.

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Sep
25

Student SMS | Student Message

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Student SMS

 Student SMS

Student SMS

Life of a student.

Wallet hai, paisa nahin.

Lecture hai, attendance nahin.

Mobile hai, balance nahin.

Exams hai, tension nahin.

Perhna hai, mood nahin

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Koi Kitab aisi milti,Jispe dil luta dete Har subject ne dimag khaya,kisi

ek ko hi nipta dete,Ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain,Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

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Life of studnt:purse hai,paise nahi lecture hai,attendance nahi mobile hai,balance nahi frnds hai,gf nahi EXAM Hai,TENSION NAHI PADHNA HAI PAR MOOD NAHI

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Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle

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Ghar ki sab,

Chapallen,

Belts,

Pipes,

Wires,

Bat,

Jharu,

& Wiper,

Chupa dein…!

A Student Service Msg from “students welfare association”

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Yoon fail jo karna tha pehly hi bata daity

……Hum sari kitabo ko cholhy mai jala daity

Koshish to bahot ki thi nakaam hue akhir

Hum pas to ho jaty jo wo naql kara daity

Parchy jo mily hum ko sab khali diye hum ne

Zalim wo safai k number hi laga daity…

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Student SMS

student SMS

student sms

Ye ENGINEERING hai bidu,35 mile to TALI bidu,nahi mile to GALI bidu,Hua average to bole JHAKAS,nahi hua to SATYANASH,pass hua to parents ka saat hai,fail hua to VAAT hai…..Do your studies…All the best…

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Student (dost se): “Yaar! dhokha ho gaya”Dost:”kya hua?”Stdnt: “Maine Papa se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,Unhone books hi bhej di…..

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44 Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

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Jane kahan the aur kahan aa gye, duniya mein ban kar mehmaan aa gye. abhi to kitab kholi bhi nhi thi, aur jaane kahan se phir ye exams aa gye.

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MEDICAL STUDENT SMS

 

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college

2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me

3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi

4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over

5th yr: finaly it’ll b over

House job: i did it

Job : i love myself

W8 a min !

Something is missing

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Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

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Student SMS

Student SMS

Engineering & Medical student went on a camping trip,

setup their tent & fell asleep.

Sum hour later,

Engineer wakes his Medical frnd & asks:

Look up the sky & tell me wht u see?

Medical:I c milions of stars.

Engieer:N wht does that tels u?

Medical: Astronomicaly,it tels that there r milions of galaxies & planets.

Engineer remain silent 4moment then says: Practicaly,some1 has stolen our tent!

MORAL: Doctorz lose COMMON SENSE n alwz go 4 logic

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Aik mbbs k student ko apni classfellow se payar ho gaya.larky ne usy pr0pose kia laikin larki ne inkaar kar diya or teacher ko us ki complain kar di.teacher ne kafi danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jb larka 1 hafty baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se love ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha i m sorry&i love u too.larky ne koi response na diya.esi trah 5 sal guzar gay

Moral

mediCal K STUDENT BOOK NAI KHOlte

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Medical Student 2 Shopkeeper:

Insani Jism K Baray Me Koi Nayi Kitab Ayi Hai??

Kyun k Yeh Sab Toh Dus Saal Purani Hain.

Shopkeeper:

Janab Mera Khayal Hai k Insani Jism Me Kisi Nayi Haddi Ka Izafa nahi Hua Hai.

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Sep
25

Humour SMS | Humour Message

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Humour SMS

Humour SMS 

Humour SMS are here-

Some People Die Younger, Becoz God Loves Them. U r still on

earth, Becoz There Is Someone Who Loves U More Than God

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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Frndshp is nt abt

“its ur fault”

Bt its abt

“i m sorry”,

its nt abt

“whr r u”

Bt abt

“i m here 4 u”,

Its nt abt

“hw cud u”

Bt its abt u

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Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.

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Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,

Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon,

Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya.

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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]

Hawa hi hawa hai.

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Bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara, bakre ne bakri ko seeng maara

abe phir kiya hua

Bakri ne bhi bakre Ko seeng maar diya

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Voh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke us par the

kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

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Gum woh cheez hai …

Wah Wah..! Kya dard hai!

Gum woh cheez hai …

Jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai….humour SMS

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A love letter from biscuit maker:

Dear marie, today is good day,

u r anmol for me…

but u have crack jacked my heart,

bcoz i have a little heart,

now i m in 50/50 position…

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What does ILU means?

I= I

L= Love

U=Urdu

so I love urdu…

tum kya samjhey they…

I love ullu..

to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

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One day Raja and rani

decided to send messages

to each other by using

Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.

He angried and called to rani.

She told stupid “This was a missed call”

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Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad

Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

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1 night bijli chali gae…

PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:

oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…

pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi….humour SMS

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Mom: Beta khana khayega?

Beta: Na

Mom: Ladu khaiyega??

Beta: Na

Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?

Beta: Na

Mom:ice creame khaiyega?

Beta: Na

Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

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1 kanjoos dosray say:

Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.

Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:

1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.

Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,

jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k

dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

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The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.humour SMS

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Once, Bill Clinton went to meet his daughter Chelsea at Oxford. Chelsea introduced her boyfriend Casanova to her dad.

Casanova liked Bill’s personality and went gaga over the meeting. He stood up and said, “Mr. President it’s great to meet you. You know… you’re my idol, my role model.”

Bill retorted, “Hey man, that’s it! I don’t want you seeing my daughter anymore!”

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A foreign doctor was called to do knee-surgery on Vajpayee. The doctor declared that the ex-PM would have to undergo three knee-surgeries. Everyone wondered what the heck the doctor was saying.

Later on, a reporter asked the doctor, why three knee-surgeries?

The doctor retorted: Left Knee, Right Knee and Adva-nee!!

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There was a legislative election and a politician was campaigning in a rural area. Suddenly, his eyes could see a ramshackle house and a young man milking a cow. He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote.

He was about the start, when an old wise man called from inside the house. “Sebastian, get in the house. And who is that guy you’re talking to?”

Sebastian said, “The guy says he is a politician.”

The old wise man said, “In that case, better bring the cow inside with you

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A promising young man

should go into politics so that he can

go on promising for the rest of his life

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,

finding it whether it exists or not,

diagnosing it incorrectly,

and applying the wrong remed

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Politics is the gentle art

of getting votes from the poor

and campaign funds from the rich,

by promising to protect each from the other.

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Humor results when society says you can’t scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public

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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.humour SMS

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A wife asked her husband: ?What do you like most in me my pretty face ?

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ?I like your sense of humor.

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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs.

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It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.

 

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor

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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i m playin cards n I m missin the joker!!

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I want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window I look down & den i lauf again

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What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

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Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!humour SMS

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Seeking luv iz a mission… finding luv iz a complexed ambition… so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision..

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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

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Funny Answering Machine Messages Please leave a message However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have

a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

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 I ve been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it’s a mistake??

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Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me… well.humour SMS

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Sep
18

Durga Puja SMS | Durga puja Message

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Durga Puja SMS

Durga-puja

Durga puja SMS are here-

Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho

Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho

Jab bhi koi musibat aaye

Toh Maa Durga aapke saath ho

Haapy Durga Puja

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Chand Ki Chandani,

Basant Ki Bahar.

Phoolo Ki Khushbu,

Apno Ka Pyar.

Mubarak Ho Aapko NAVRATRI Ka Tyohar

Sada Khush Raho Aap…

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Durga Puja Khushio ka,

Ujalo ka, Umeedon Durga ka….

Is Durga puja Aapki Zindagi

khushiyon se bhari ho,

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,

Ghar par Maa Durga ka Aagman ho…

Happy Durga Puja!

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Maa Ki Jyoti Se Noor Milta Hai.

Sabke Dilon Ko Surur Milta Hai.

Jo Bhi Jata Hai Mata Ke Dwar,

Usse Kuch Na Kuch Zaroor Milta Hai.

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Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.

Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai.

Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar,

Usse kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.

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Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho

Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho

Jab bhi koi musibat aaye

Toh Maa Durga aapke saath ho

Happy Durga Puja!

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Dhakku-Nakur-dhakku nakur

dhhe dhe dhe nakur

dhakku nakur!

Oi je dekho track er mathai

Dada niye ashe thakur!

Ma dugga nomo koro

Ei chhoto ti

Haat ta dhoro!!

Aha buk bhora shiuli phule

dhup ar dhunor gondho

Pet bhore khabo chol

Khuchuri labra, ki anondo!!

Dub diye chan kori chol

Shaha baarir boro pukur

dhakku nakur!

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Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho

Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho

Jab bhi koi musibat aaye

Toh “Maa Durga” aapke saath ho

“Haapy Durga Puja”

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Samay Ki Kami Ke Karan Hum Is Saal

 “Dashare Ka Chanda Mobile

Se Le Rahe Hain.

Atah Aap Se

Anurodh Hai,

Ki Turant Is No.

Par101 Ka Balance Dalwa De

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Ambe hai tu jagdambe kali,

Jay durge khappar wali!

Teri hi gun gawe bharati,

Woh maiya hum sab utare teri aarati!

Charan saran mein khande tumhari,

Le puja ke thali!

Barad hast sar par rakh do,

Maa sankat harne wali!

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Make smile on everyone’s face on the auspicious occasion of Durga Puja

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Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai.

Sabke dilon ko surur milta hai.

Jo bhi jata hai mata ke dwar,

Usse kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.

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Long live the tradition of Hindu culture,

as the generations have passed by,

Hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger

lets keep it up.

Best Wishes for Dashain.

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May goddess Durga bless you

Like she blessed Lord Rama

to fight the evil,

like he fought Ravana

Happy Durga Puja

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As the candlelight flame

Ur life may always be happy,

As the mountain high

U move without shy,

As sunshine creates morning glory

fragrance fills years as Flory,

All darkness is far away

As light is on its way.

Wishing U all a very Happy Durga Pooja.

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Fortunate is the one

Who has learned to admire,

But not to envy.

Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,

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With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

Wishing U all a very Happy Durga Pooja

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 “SARAT” meghe vaslo Vyala-

 “KASH” phule te laglo dola-

 “DHAKER” upar poruk kathi-

 “PUJO” Katuk FATAFATI.

SARODIA R PRITI O SUVECHHA

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Himer paras lage prane

Sharodiyar agomone

agamonir khabor peye

boner pakhi utlo geye

sishirveja notun bhore

ma asche aalo kore.

Happy durga puja!

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On this auspicious occasion,

I wish the color, bliss and beauty

Of this festival

Be with you throught the year!

Happy Durga Pooja

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Bengali Durga Puja Sms

Maa Durga

Durga Pooja 

Ambe hai tu jagdambe kali,

Jay durge khappar wali!

Teri hi gun gawe bharati,

Woh maiya hum sab utare teri aarati!

Charan saran mein khande tumhari,

Le puja ke thali!

Barad hast sar par rakh do,

Maa sankat harne wali!

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Anjali ta taratari sara namo namo kore,

Maanja diye sabar sathe berono tar pare.

Pujor kadin aral kore hath ta chepe dhara,

Pujor kadin sakal bikel chutiye prem kara.

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Subhra sital kasher sobhay juralo du nayan,

Agamonir barta boye bajche dhaker sur,

Sharodiyar dingulo hok ananda madhur !

Subho Durga Puja !

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Sisir bheja bhorer batas..

Jholmole rod, khusir abhas..

Rat shesher chander alo..

Puja asche janiye dilo.

Hullor adda prem abakash

Du haat diye dakche akash..

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Maa durga apko 9 bhujao se

1-bal

2-buddhi

3-aishwarya

4-sukh

5-swasthya

6-daulat

7-abhijeet

8-nirbhikta

9-sampannta

pradan kare

JAI MATA DI

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Sep
18

Propose SMS | Proposal Message

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Propose SMS

Propose SMS

Propose SMS are Here-

PROPOSE SMS

The sweetest way to propose:

“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,

because i scrapped my knee

when i fell in love with you.”

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,

Day & Night my thought r of U. 

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My Eyes r eager 2 c u,

my ears r eager 2 listen u,

my lips r eager 2 kiss u,

and my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome you. 

************* 

If I get your smile, I dont need flowers.

If I get your voice, I dont need music.

If you speak to me, I dont need anybody.

If you are my love, I dont need the world. 

************* 

Grow Old Along With Me,

The Best Is Yet To Be.

Will You Spend

The Rest Of Your Life With Me?

************* 

I Never Saw So Sweet A Face

As That I Stood Before.

My Heart Has Left Its Dwelling Place

And Can Return No More.

Be With Me Forever. 

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Propose SMS

propose SMS

Propose SMS

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart

So deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.

Be my Valentine !

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If Roses were Black and violets were brown,

my love for you would never be found

but roses r red and violets are blue,

all I want to say is I LUV U!

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GIRL PROPOSE SMS

Cutest Proposal –

A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.

&

Asks ,

“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight

Or

Should I Come Back Again..”

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The sweetest way to propose:

“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,

because i scrapped my knee

when i fell in love with you.” 

************* 

Propose SMS

propose SMS

Propose SMS

I have a heart n that is true,

But now it has

gone from me to u,

So care for it just like i do,

B’COZ i have no

heart n u have two. 

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A boy and a girl playing hide and seek……

Boy hides somewhere and girl started searching him…..

Boy called girl on cell :- If u find me dat means u love me and i love u too……. And if u cant den i am der behind dat car.. cum.. and lets ve fun…….. 

*************

Hume tumse Love hai

Please refuse na karna..

Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai

Please ise fuse na karna!!! 

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,

To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.

Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,

Day & Night my thought r of U.. 

************* 

My Eyes r eager 2 c u,

my ears r eager 2 listen u,

my lips r eager 2 kiss u,

and my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome you.

************* 

If I get your smile, I dont need flowers.

If I get your voice, I dont need music.

If you speak to me, I dont need anybody.

If you are my love, I dont need the world. 

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Many People Give U..

Crying Tears

And

Laughing Smiles

But There Are Few People,

Who Give U..

Laughing Tears

And

Crying Smiles

Those Very Few Called,

FRIENDS 

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Proposal SMS

Propose SMS

Propose SMS

BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..

GIRL:Kyaaa??

BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..

GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..

BOY:Wat??

GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.

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FUNNY PROPOSE SMS

Proposal SMS

Propose A Girl

Propose SMS

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?

April 1

U Know Why??

If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

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A funny proposal message…

A boy and a girl playing hide and seek……

Boy hides somewhere and girl started searching him…..

Boy called girl on cell :- If u find me dat means u love me and i love u too……. And if u cant den i am der behind dat car.. cum.. and lets ve fun……..

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Boy Propose To Girl “Do U Love Me?“

Girl:

Shakal Vekhi Hai Apni

Tere Se Acha To Me Suicide Kar Lungi

Boy:

Aaho Mar Jai Par Kise Garib De Kamm Nahi Hai

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A cute Proposal :-

Boy :- I love you

Girl :- Hatt

Boy :- I’ll die for u

Girl :- Hatt

Boy :- I can’t without u

Girl :- Hatt

Boy :- I’ll marry u

Girl – really !

Boy – hatt

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INDIRECT PROPOSE SMS

 

Never say u are happy when u r sad.

Never say u r fine when u r not ok.

Never say u feel gud when u feel bad.

And never say u r alone when I’m still alive. 

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Aapki palkon pe khawab rakh gaya koi

Aapki saanson pe naam likh gaya koi

Chalo vaada hai aapse bhool jana hame

Agar humse achha dost aapko mil gaya koi

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Kisi dhadkan aap ke liye hai

Kisi muskurahat aap ke liye hai

Aap ke ada kisi ke dilko churane ke liye hai

Ab toh jaan jao meri yeah zindagi bhi aap ke liye hai

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propose SMS

propose SMS

propose SMS

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

Sitaron ne aasman se salam bheja hai,

Lag jayen aap ko humari khushiyan,

Hum ne dil se yeh pegham bheja hai 

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Kisi ko tumse Love hai

Please refuse na karna..

Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai

Please ise fuse na karna!!!

or wo koi hum naraj na hona

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CUTE PROPOSAL SMS

 

Cute Proposal:

Boy: Hey I’ve Got 2 Words To Say You.

Girl: What?

Boy: I LOVE YOU

Girl: Huh, isn’t That 3 Words?

Boy: No! Because YOU & I are ONE.

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The sweetest way to propose:

‘Excuse me, do you have a band aid,

because i scrapped my knee

when i fell in love with you.’

Cho Chweet.. 

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My Eyes r eager 2 c u,

my ears r eager 2 listen u,

my lips r eager 2 kiss u,

and my dreams in night are eager 2 welcome you.

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Request Hai TuMse Refuse Mat Karna,

Friendship Ke Bulb Ko Fuse Mat Karna,

HuM Dost Hai TuMhare Confuse Mat Hona,

Mere Siwa Kisiko Choose Mat Karna…

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A funny proposal message…

A boy and a girl playing hide and seek……

Boy hides somewhere and girl started searching him…..

Boy called girl on cell :-

If u find me dat means u love me and i love u too…….

And if u cant den i am der behind dat car..

cum..

and lets ve fun…….. 

************* 

Cutest proposal:

ThE SmAlLeSt WoRd Is I,

The SwEEtEst WorD Is LOve

And

The DEarEst PeRsoN In The WoRld Is U.

Thats I LoVe U.

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MARRIAGE PROPOSAL SMS

 

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me

All I wanted was sum1 who would b there 4 me

All I ever wanted was sum1 who would b true

All I ever wanted was sum1 like You…

Will u marry me? 

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Grow Old Along With Me,

The Best Is Yet To Be.

Will You Spend

The Rest Of Your Life With Me? 

************* 

Let’s share the world

A sea is for you, and waves are for me.

The sky is for you, and stars are for me.

The sun is for you, and light is for me.

Everything is for you, and you are for me.

Will u marry me?

*************

BEST PROPOSAL BY A GIRL TO GUY–

“Hey, i forgot my surname,

Will u let me use urs.!

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FRIENDSHIP PROPOSAL SMS

 

Request Hai TuMse Refuse Mat Karna,

Friendship Ke Bulb Ko Fuse Mat Karna,

HuM Dost Hai TuMhare Confuse Mat Hona,

Mere Siwa Kisiko Choose Mat Karna…

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My Heart Is Not Jassi.

Neither I M Sweet As Lassi.

All I Want In Life Is Little Fun And Hassi.

And I Hope You Will Be A Friend Till I M Assi…

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MY FRiENDSHiP

may be

a DROP

in d OCEAN

of UR HEART

BUT

MY WHOLE OCEAN

iS INCOMPLETE

WiTHOUT a DROP of UR FRIENDSHIP.. 

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Will u do frinedship with me? plz??????I m not a STRANGER,

M just a Friend u haven’t met

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Ever since you walked into my life

my meaning of life has changed

i have rearranged my entire way of looking at things

and all of this is because of you.

You are the shining star in my private galaxy.

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BEST PROPOSAL SMS

 

Awesome Reality Lines —-

Best Frnds Never Propose Each Other..

But They Feel Really Really Bad

When One Gets Committed to Some Other…..! 

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Cutest proposal ever by a boy

Do you hug ur Pillow while sleeping at night ?

Girl: Yes

Boy: Can I replace it for the rest of your life ?

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best proposal

boyfriend:

ders juz ONE thing

i wanna change about u!

girlfriend:

wats dat?!

boyfriend:

ur last name

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BEST PROPOSAL BY A GIRL TO GUY–

“Hey, i forgot my surname,

Will u let me use urs.!

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Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Yes

(Boy starts running away)

Girl: Where are you going?

Boy: I’m going to update my ‘relationship status’ on facebook

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PROPOSE SMS IN HINDI 

Teri LOVELY EYES ne

mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai,

ki maine sabko REJECT karke

tujko SELECT kiya hai!

SELECT kiya maine pyar se

Dil nahi todna mera INKAAR se!!

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Hume tumse Love hai

Please refuse na karna..

Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai

Please ise fuse na karna!!!

*************

Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..

Boy- Xcuse me

Girl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother’s DAY

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PROPOSE SMS IN ENGLISH 

Let’s share the world

A sea is for you, and waves are for me.

The sky is for you, and stars are for me.

The sun is for you, and light is for me.

Everything is for you, and you are for me. 

************* 

Grow Old Along With Me,

The Best Is Yet To Be.

Will You Spend

The Rest Of Your Life With Me? 

************* 

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me

All I wanted was sum1 who would b there 4 me

All I ever wanted was sum1 who would b true

All I ever wanted was sum1 like You… 

************* 

The sweetest way to propose:

“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,

because i scrapped my knee

when i fell in love with you.”

************* 

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,

Treat it gently, please do not break it.

Its full of love thats good and true,

So please keep it always close to u.

*************

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Sep
15

Cute Love SMS | Cute Love Message | sweet Love SMS

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Cute Love SMS

 Cute Love SMS

 Cute Love SMS Are Here

 

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.

~ Cute Love SMS

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Love is like a pair of socks. You gotta have two and they gotta match.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is like an eternal flame, once it is lit, it will continue to burn for all time

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is like smiling. It never fades and is contagious.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.

~ Cute Love SMS  

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 Love is metaphysical gravity.

~ Cute Love SMS  

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 Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is never really lost you just have to look for it.

~ Cute Love SMS  

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 Love is not a matter of counting the years — it’s making the years count.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is not a matter of what happens in life. It’s a matter of what’s happening in your heart.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is not a weakness. It is strong. Only the sacrament of marriage can contain it.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is not blind – It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is not blind, it sees but it doesn’t mind.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is not finding someone to live with. It is finding someone you can’t live without.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is one of the bravest traits you can have.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning Of life by ourselves alone- We find it with another.

~ Cute Love

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 Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it is not arrogant or rude.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it’s what you are expected to give — which is everything

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a conflict between reflexes and reflections.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in the water of adversity and grief.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a flint that sparks a flame that will either flicker and burn out or continue with a warming glow

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a game two people can play. You can both win and you can both lose your heart.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world; a prescription often given, too rarely taken.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as the are not.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is a wild bird that no one can tame It’s useless to chase it If it won’t play the game – From the Opera Carmen

~ Cute Love SMS

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 Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream-world Into reality.

~ Cute Love SMS  

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 Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.

~ Cute Love SMS  

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 Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

~ Cute Love SMS  

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 Love is bittersweet, its up to u to make it bitter or sweet.

~ Cute Love SMS  

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Sep
14

Insult SMS | Insult Message | shame SMS

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Insult SMS

 Insult SMS

Insult SMS are here-

Flowers dies

Stories ends

Songs fades

Memories r forgotton

All things comes 2 end

But people like u always remain 4ever

Bcz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!

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GALILEO : great mind.

EINSTEIN : genius mind.

NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.

BILL GATES : brilliant mind.

YOU : Never mind.

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My darling,

My lover,

My beautiful wife,

Marrying you really messed up my life…

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From Mon to Sun,

From Jan to Dec,

From birth till my death,

My feelings for u have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been

……….a headache!.

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Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you,

Snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you…..

Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!.

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Do u know that ur smile takes 1000′s of people to death? Save the world.

.

.

.

.

.

.

So plz start brushing regularly.

~ Insult SMS Text Message

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,

This describes everything you are not!

~ Insult SMS Text Message

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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

~ Insult SMS Text Message

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Clouds r white but the sky is blue,

Monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,

Dont get angry ull find me there too,

Not in the cage but laughing at u. Ha! Ha! Ha!

~ Insult SMS Text Message

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Taste dis SMS

Did u feel da taste of ginger?

No?

Sure?

Well…..

BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!.

~ Insult SMS

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Government has introduced a new rule…

Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???.

~ Insult SMS

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I like watching you,

I like to spend my time with you.

But you are always surrounded by

Others as you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!!

~ Insult SMS

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Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop.

~ Insult SMS

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Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

~ Insult SMS

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No visits…

No calls..

No sms’s…

No letters…

No missed calls..

I’m worried…

Kya hua zoo waalon ne

Dobara pakad liya kya?.

~ Insult SMS

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I read a news that due 2 thunder a monkey is injured. If u r safe SMS me.

~ Insult SMS

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Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

~ Insult SMS

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How to keep a fool entertained

*press down*

……???..???..

…… ?………????

How to keep a fool entertained

*press up*.

~ Insult SMS

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Diffrence between fate n stupidity:

If ur father is poor,

Then its ur fate,

If ur father-in-law is poor,

Its ur stupidity..!!

~ Insult SMS

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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,

At noon I do not eat because I think of you,

In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,

At night I do not sleep because I am hungry

~ Insult SMS

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